Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie
I just keep seeing Brad say ‘I’m baked’
if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
We ordered a pizza and when the delivery man got here and we went to pay him he told us he had no change.
Like none whatsoever.
What the fuck kind of delivery man brings no change??
ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :
- a birth certificate with 1990-1999
if your boyfriend doesn’t touch your butt all the time is he even your boyfriend
Bryan Cranston’s favourite erotic fan letter [x]
when u start lusting over someone but then realise you actually have a really big crush on them