You are what you love.
Four years after the war, Ginny and Harry were finally getting married. In a frenzy, Molly began barking out orders to everyone. Without thinking, she turned to George and said “Fred go find your sister and make sure she gets dressed!” Realizing her mistake, she fell into the nearest chair and began to sob. George hugged his mother tight, and his only words were, “Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” in a soft voice.

peteswench:

harrypotterfan1999:

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WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT GO SIT IN THE CORNER

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

skellingtonstump:

Imagine 20 or 30 years from now and all of your favorite bands have since broken up or decided to call it quits. You’ve just dropped your kids off at school. You then turn on the radio to some classic rock station. A song begins to play, you know this opening from somewhere, and then 

Am I more than you bargained for yet

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ultraviolence-paradise:

The 'Electra Heart' era - Part 1 of 2 [x]

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

haydenrodgers:

Random AVPS Moments —— “My name is Draco Malfoy…”

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

titlr:

The last photo of Heath Ledger

titlr:

The last photo of Heath Ledger